I need you to give me a book.
For what? To read?
(gives me semi-dirty look)
Are you reading for fun?
I only have books you read for fun.
Well, I get bored at work and I can't watch movies. I tried and it was too bright outside to see the screen.
Gotcha. Well, I have lots of books.
Ah, I just love the circumstances that empower people to pick up a book? Anyone else have a similar experience?