A Dialogue...Between my Roommate and her Fiance (Scene 2)

I don't know about you guys but I find this stuff hilarious!

The Scene: (3 weeks ago) My roommate spends $30 on a container of wildflower seeds and fertilizer. She plants them the next day in the field in front of the house. (Present day) Me, my roommate, and my roommate's sister are in the kitchen baking cookies. My roommate's fiance walks in the door, having just finished mowing the lawn.

The Dialogue:

Fiance:

Honey, I mowed the lawn and made it bigger!

Roommate:

What do you mean?

Fiance:

I mowed down front.

Roommate:

How far?

Fiance:

Past the tree line!

Roommate:

You jerk! You mowed down all my wild flowers!

Sister:

Looks outside. I don't see any wildflowers.

Me:

That's becuase he just mowed them all down.

Sister:

Oh!

Sister and I continue to laugh until we cry while roommate and fiance fight in the background.

End Scene:

Oh! The beauty of living with an almost married couple. Just too funny! If only roommate #2 was around more to enjoy it as much as I do. There are always tons of people at the house with roommates family, roommate's fiance's family, other roommate, and friends. Anyone else have a crazy living situation? Love it? Hate it?

A Dialogue...Between my Roommate and her Fiance!

The Scene: Me, my roommate, her fiance, my roommates sister, and two of our good friends are all sitting in the kitchen discussing the expensive things we want.

The Dialogue:

Sister:

I want a new coat, but the one I like is $125.

Friend 1 (Female):

My boyfriend just bought me a new purse. It's leather!

Sister:

I like it!

Me:

I want a new dress for my cousins wedding, but the one I like is $225.

Friend 1:

Ouch!

Me:

I told myself that if I can make that in one night at the resturaunt then I can have it.

Friend 2 (Male):

laughing

Roommate:

I want an American Eagle credit card.

Me:

What's the percent on that?

Roommate:

20%?

Friend 2:

Why don't you get one that actually makes you points.

Fiance:

Yeah, why don't you just use the Amazon card?

Morgan:

You're giving me permission to use your Amazon credit card?

Fiance:

Honey, we're getting married. It's our credit card.

Me:

HA! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

End Scene!

Just another random conversation in the house.

For all you engaged/married couples out there, wouldn't you just love to hear this?

A Dialogue...Between Me and my Roommate.

The Scene: My roommate and I are sitting quietly in front of the television eating fruitsnacks.

The Dialogue:

Roommate:

I need you to give me a book.

Me:

(skeptical)

For what? To read?

Roommate:

(gives me semi-dirty look)

Yeah.

Me:

Are you reading for fun?

Roommate:

No.

Me:

I only have books you read for fun.

Roommate:

Well, I get bored at work and I can't watch movies. I tried and it was too bright outside to see the screen.

Me:

Gotcha. Well, I have lots of books.

End Scene.

Ah, I just love the circumstances that empower people to pick up a book? Anyone else have a similar experience?

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